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Finally 0 sends the CIA to watch the Icebergs

Posted by avideditor on January 5, 2010

“Dam the armed jihadi polar bears. It is a good thing our leader Obama sent the CIA to watch them. They keep blowing them selves up and shooting other innocents.  Id bet you we could thrwart the polar bear menace with grenade and flame thrower armed sea lions and give a few penguins some exploding underwear too. I think they are misreading the constitution when they talk about the right to keep and arm bears? ” My attempt at a joke. I can not be as funny as FU Penguin but at least I tried.

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CIA Will Spy on Icebergs Instead of Terrorists Change you have trouble believing

Posted by avideditor on January 5, 2010

News that looks like it is strait out of the Onion but sadly it is true. Maybe next the epa can start screening airline passengers 😉

Change! CIA Will Spy on Icebergs Instead of Terrorists: “

After returning from his 11 day Hawaiian vacation President Barack Obama announced changes today in the fight against man-made disasters. Obama said, ‘’We have to do better and we will do better. And we will do it quickly.’

Obama also admitted that, ‘We had information that this group was working with an individual … who we now know was in fact the individual involved in the Christmas attack.’ Terrific.
Obama outlined changes to the security protocol.

The latest changes implemented by the Obama Administration also mean that the CIA will be spying on icebergs instead of terrorists.
The National Center for Public Policy Research reported:

As terrorists continue to infiltrate America, the Obama Administration is tasking some of our nation’s most elite intelligence-gathering agencies to divert their resources to environmental scientists researching global warming.

Experts with The National Center for Public Policy Research are decrying this practice as a distraction from important counterterrorism duties. They further question if it a possible avenue to renew climate change subterfuge already plaguing some of these scientists.

‘This is another example of President Obama not taking terrorism seriously,’ said Deneen Borelli, a fellow with the National Center’s Project 21 black leadership network. ‘Our enemies must be laughing at the Obama Administration’s incompetence.’

Well that ought to keep us safe.

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