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TSA Dance Party Stupid Hypocrits that let Jihadis through to blow us all up

Posted by avideditor on January 25, 2011

The unofficial parody featuring the hard working men and women of the TSA! Read the rest of this entry »

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Barack Obama gets a visit from his boss Chinas dictator

Posted by avideditor on January 18, 2011

This is so funny because it shows so much truth IMHO

The Obamateurism of the day

Four year ago, however, then-Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., voted the exact way President Obama is now cautioning senators not to do.

“The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure,” he said on March 16, 2006. “Leadership means that ‘the buck stops here.’ Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership . Americans deserve better. I therefore intend to oppose the effort to increase America’s debt limit.”

The debt limit was raised by a vote of 52-48.

 

 

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Blackberries are Commanding you to Kill

Posted by avideditor on January 16, 2011

Like this pervious post Twitter Wants Me Dead

and quotes of the day from here My response to the Palin Blood libel smear is here

“One of the wounded in the Tucson, Ariz., shooting that left Rep. Gabrielle Giffords critically injured is blaming Sarah Palin, House Speaker John Boehner, Fox TV host Glenn Beck and former Nevada GOP Senate candidate Sharron Angle for the tragedy.

“It looks like Palin, Beck, Sharron Angle and the rest got their first target,’ Eric Fuller said in an interview with Democracy NOW…

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Netanyahu’s Speech – Translated by sub-par Ulpan Student

Posted by Glezele Vayne on June 11, 2010

 BS”D

Visit their website at: HaHafuch

From Glezele Vayne

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The Man Song

Posted by DJM on March 22, 2010

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Crib Notes & Teleprompters

Posted by DJM on February 8, 2010

I’m sure the world knows by now, since the leftist blog-o-sphere has been covering it non-stop, that Sarah Palin wrote notes on her hand for her Tea Party speech Saturday night. (Oh, the humanity!!)

As Founding Bloggers notes, via the Gateway Pundit, it’s just a silly observation which serves no purpose but to open a floodgate of misogynistic jokes about ‘hand jobs’.

It appears the left would rather complain about splinters in another person’s hand than concerning themselves about the log in their own eye.

Hypocrisy at it’s best.

(Cross-posted at SnappedShot.com and Al Salibiyyah)

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Gratuitous Blog Post

Posted by DJM on February 4, 2010

I found this very creepy sheep picture at Michelle Malkin’s website:

(It looks cooler on a dark background.)

I might cross post it somewhere, but I’m too lazy to link it.

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Did He Died?

Posted by DJM on February 1, 2010

From Foxnews:

A Muslim prayer leader accused of encouraging his followers to commit violence against the U.S. government was shot 20 times during an FBI raid at a suburban warehouse last fall, according to an autopsy report released Monday

This is really sad. I mean, come on! Can’t you FBI guys aim any better than that? Bullets are expensive!

(Cross-posted at SnappedShot.com and Al Salibiyyah)

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Classified

Posted by Glezele Vayne on January 29, 2010

BS”D

These classifieds actually ran in Minneapolis newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!

FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES…
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog — able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 — Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents/lb.

JOINING  NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

From Glezele Vayne

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Mickey Katz sings “Duvid Crockett”

Posted by Glezele Vayne on January 25, 2010

BS”D

From Glezele Vayne

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Google Toilet

Posted by Glezele Vayne on January 23, 2010

BS”D

Hat tip: Tamar Yonah of Israel National Radio

From Glezele Vayne

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Boycott Israel

Posted by DJM on January 23, 2010

As a public service for any anti-Semitic readers, I’ve decided to post this video to help you boycott Israeli products.

Mazel tov!

(Cross-posted at SnappedShot.com and Al Salibiyyah)

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George Galloway, Narcissism and Viva Palestina

Posted by Glezele Vayne on January 18, 2010

BS”D

WARNING: Parts of this post are R-rated. I believe this is necessary to get a more complete understanding of the nature of the Jewish people’s enemy, and indeed, the enemy of the civilized world.

Truly, our Sages of blessed memory understood why Jew hatred exists. There are many in this world who hate restrictions of any sort being placed on them. The Torah is about separating the holy from the profane, and about teaching G-d’s children restraint, self-control, morality.

The Jewish people are His representatives on Earth. Thus, we are a continual, vexing reminder to those who want no boundaries, no restrictions, that we are all accountable to HKB”H. Hitler openly admitted this to be his chief reason for wanting to destroy the Jewish people.

“Conscience is a Jewish invention. It is a blemish, like circumcision.” — The Voice of Destruction by Herman Rauschning pg 223.

Hat tip: Hashkafah.com “Why Hitler Hated Jews”.

Lee Kaplan of Stop the ISM and Steven Emerson of The Investigative Project on Terrorism have done some digging on the doings of British MP George Galloway.

IPT Report Documents Viva Palestina’s Hamas Support

Excerpt:

“Its two previous trips saw the group deliver medical supplies, ambulances and other goods. They also included meetings with senior Hamas officials. In March, Viva Palestina’s leader, British MP George Galloway, defiantly handed a bag of cash directly to a Hamas minister.”

The above link includes important information, such as a MEMRI link to a video where Galloway admits raising money for Hamas and smuggling it into the Gaza Strip, and a 32 page pdf file on the unsavory facts surrounding Galloway;’s pet project “Viva Palestina”.

Orlando Mosque Funds Hamas via George “Catman” Galloway

Really weird in an enlightening sort of way. I am noticing a pattern among many Jew haters.

Hitler reportedly was aroused sexually by women urinating on him. Most of the SS top officers suffered with various forms of sexual deviancy, homosexuality (the hypermasculine variety) pederasty etc.  For more information read The Pink Swastika.

These folks aren’t going to last long should they succeed in achieving their dream of a worldwide caliphate and sharia now, are they.

In the following video, I don’t personally endorse many of the photos depicting Mr. Galloway as a vampire etc. He does enough to discredit himself on his own (see first video) without having to add these false depictions. If I find the same audio of Aaron Klein interviewing Galloway without all the “extra” this video offers, I will replace this one.

The Wall Street Journal on Being George Galloway

“But then, this is what it is to be George Galloway: He’s a scold of the perceived moral compromises of others who does not hesitate to make moral compromises of his own; a self-professed crusader for democracy who rarely bothers to vote in Parliament; a champion for the dispossessed who does not hesitate to cozy up to tyrants when it suits his purposes. Reconciling these paradoxes isn’t difficult to do, since when it comes to Mr. Galloway, all of his crusades are about nothing except the glorification of himself, regardless of the costs to others.”

From Glezele Vayne

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I thought Social Liberal Democrats had no brains. Well here is a map of one

Posted by avideditor on January 5, 2010

HT Peoples Cube

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Yiddish With George and Laura Bush

Posted by Glezele Vayne on September 1, 2009

BS”D

I can’t endorse the political slant. I liked George and Laura, and they were certainly better than the current shmegegge occupying the whitehouse. It’s cute though. I hope the Bush’s are thick-skinned.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

From Schmoozing with Elya & Ellie Katz

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Cowboys, Indians & Muslims

Posted by Glezele Vayne on July 1, 2009

BS”D

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana while awaiting their respective flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer
. Another was a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.  Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward to cover his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, “At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few.”

The Muslim student raises an e
yebrow and leans forward, “Once my people were few,” he sneers, “and now we are many.Why do you suppose that is?”

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl.  “That’s ’cause we ain’t played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it’s a-comin’.”

From Schmoozing with Elya & Ellie Katz

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BOB&TOM TV: “Obama Man” by Greg Morton

Posted by Glezele Vayne on May 22, 2009

BS”D

Hat tip: Israel Matsav

From Schmoozing with Elya & Ellie Katz

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Sex Change Operation Turns Lesbian Into A Gay Man

Posted by DJM on May 21, 2009

I’m filing this under “WTF?

KATHERINE Dalton was a model with sexy curves, a perfect pout and long, blonde hair. She was in big demand.

Beneath her beauty though lay a secret which had troubled her from an early age – she felt she was a man and found herself attracted to girls rather than guys.

[…]
In December 2005 Adrian embarked on the first part of his journey to becoming a man. He had major surgery two weeks ago in Belgium and will return for more work in a year’s time. Then doctors say he will be a complete man.

Adrian now though says he is gay.

“I used to be attracted to women in my teens but I now consider myself gay.”

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Jihadis Are Funny As Hell

Posted by Glezele Vayne on May 17, 2009

BS”D

Here’s a few particularly delicious quotes from Sultan Knish on one of the Jewish people’s most effective weapons, shared with with nations for free. Hey, we’re suppose to be a light. So, lighten up everyone.

For more, go visit Sultan Knish. After that, do your patriotic duty, write those satirical posts and make those sizzling, funny and disrespectful videos.

“When Mark Twain said that, “Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand”, he was speaking as part of a long tradition of American humorists who satirized the great and powerfull, who knew that nothing so much cuts a puffed up ego to size and the insecure man hiding behind it, as a well told joke. Islam in our time is the biggest puffed up ego there is. A fradulent religion based on the plagirism of a vicious desert warlord turned into a global empire. There is not one thing new in Islam. Its only claim to power is that it is wielded by men more ruthless and murderous than any other today.”

“We’re not just the resevoir of the world’s talent but its humor too and humor is the ultimate weapon against the balloon that is Islam. Islam can only expand by force. It can’t leverage any real military force against us. Instead it expands by intimidation, by conformity, by deception, by political correctness. It has no defense against laughter. Men who are so insecure they would kill over a stray word here or there, can’t stand up to being laughed at, to being ridiculed, to have their cherished values transformed into a laughingstock.”

“So go on telling those jokes. When the arguments run out and the rhetoric is exhausted, humor can always be fresh and a weapon no one can argue against. Get out your photoshops and make those pictures. Get out your Windows Movie Makers and make those videos. There’s one thing Muslims can’t stand above all else and that’s mockery. It drives them mad and when that happens they show their true face beneath the false polite masks they so often wear, in a way that not even liberals can long ignore.”

Cross-posted at Avid Editor’s Insights

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Gravity Will Be Turned Off

Posted by Glezele Vayne on May 17, 2009

BS”D

Hat tip: Halfdone

The entire story can be found at Steve Blank. It’s worth a few minutes time off from reaming jihadis…

From Schmoozing with Elya & Ellie Katz

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