Fred Thompson’s Top 10 Tweets of the Week
Posted by avideditor on January 22, 2011
Pelosi: “Deficit reduction has been a high priority for us.” Sure. Just like protecting sheep is a high priority for wolves.
Dead fish washing up along Chicago lakefront. I guess Rahm’s gonna have plenty of presents to send to his political opponents.
Study: Watching TV damages your heart. Would’ve had study to see if watching MSNBC damages brain, but hardly anyone’s at risk.
Obama on unemployment: “talk to Goolsbee. That’s his job.” Yup. It’s Obama’s job to CREATE lousy numbers, not explain them.
New NYC law: no smoking on public sidewalks. Makes sense. Wouldn’t want tobacco smoke polluting car exhaust coming off the street
DC to use yoga to rehab city’s violent youths. Now when cop tells them to assume the position, they’ll stand on 1 leg & chant
In AR: 5,000 blackbirds mysteriously die & fall from sky. How long until Obama makes everyone buy falling-bird insurance?
White House to press: no shirtless Obama pix. Still risky. ANY press encounter w/o ‘prompter may show emperor has no clothes
EPA issues Haz Mat cleanup plan for mercury in CFL bulbs. Maybe we should stick w/ safer lighting technology: whale oil lamps
GOP Sen Coburn: country in for “apocalyptic pain” if spending not cut. Obama’s plan: borrow a bunch of aspirin from China.