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Pali jokes

Posted by avideditor on March 22, 2010

Palestinian Jokes From GoV


So this Palestinian walks into a bar and sits down.

The bartender says, “What’ll it be, pal?”

The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”

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An American, an Israeli, and a Palestinian are marooned on a desert island.

The American goes to one side of the island and builds a church.

The Israeli goes to the other side of the island and builds a synagogue.

The Palestinian goes, “BOOM!”

2 Responses to “Pali jokes”

  1. westerncivisheretostay said

    Here, I’ll say it before al-Muslimin and their Progressive useful idiots do…

    RACIST!
    ISLAMOPHOBIC!
    ZIONAZI!
    IMPERIALIST!
    BIGOTED!
    COLONIALIST!
    KILL THE JEWS, AND DRINK THEIR BLOOD!
    JIHAD, JIHAD, JIHAD!
    HEIL HITLER AND LONG LIVE THE GRAND MUFTI!

  2. DJM said

    A Palestinian travelling salesman is driving through the countryside when his car breaks down in the middle of the night.

    He goes up to the nearest farmhouse and knocks on the door.

    The farmer comes to the door and says, “What can I do for you, mister?”

    The Palestinian goes…
    😉

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