Comcastic! New Owner Shakes Up MSNBC’s Lineup

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1PM (Reality) Fear Factor: Iran — contestants Roseanne Barr, Rosie O’Donnell and Sean Penn are subjected to the Mullahs’ harsh brand of justice after being captured ‘spying’ in Tehran

2PM (Gameshow) Presidential Jeopardy — computer simulation pits Republicans Abraham Lincoln and Ronald Reagan against Democrats Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama on topics ranging from the free market to the Bill of Rights

3PM (Comedy) Flipper — relive John Kerry’s hilarious policy shifts as he desperately tries to salvage his 2004 presidential campaign

4PM (Drama) Bolton’s Heroes — the former ambassador desperately tries to prevent the last neuron from escaping Jimmy Carter’s brain

5PM (Education) After-school Special: Socialism–The Slow Road to Genocide

6PM (News) Conservative News Hour (guests: Michelle Bachmann, Jim DeMint, Mike Pence)

7PM (Documentary) Bewitched: Washington — host Michelle Malkin attempts to conduct an exorcism of Nancy Pelosi

8PM (News) The Mark Levin Show (panelists wired with Invisible Fence collars: Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, and Joy Behar)