Crossposted from http://paranoidpyro8503.blogspot.com/2009/10/ladies-and-gentlemen-we-have-new.html
As most of you are aware, I’m sure, President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize today, only the 4th US President (and only the 3rd sitting)to do so. And just 9 months into office, he surely ranks among those great American Presidents Woodrow Wilson and James Carter. And even if he did have to be nominated less than 2 weeks into his Presidency to qualify, he so obviously deserves it. I mean he gave that speech about nuclear disarmament, and who can argue that his speech didn’t change the world?
But now ladies and gentlemen, we have a new task. You see, the Nobel Peace Prize won’t get most Americans talking or excited. By a month from now, most will even forget he took it. And so we must set our sights on a new task. An award that will let the world know how truly great President Obama is. It is time to nominate him for the coveted, and highly prized, Heisman Trophy. Yes folks, simply click on that link, fill in the President’s name in the “Other” box, and if he gets enough votes he will officially recieve 1 Heisman vote when the decision is made. Can we do it? In the words of our Dear Leader himself, “Yes we can!”

